Sorry Boss… Wrong Number!

*Tring Tring*Me – “Hello?”Universe – “Hi! This is the Universe speaking. Do you have a plan?”Me – “Oh hey Universe! Yeah I do, for sure! I have it all under control…”Universe – “Wow that’s just swell! I’m here to fuck it up for you! See you on the other side! Bye now!” This is not…

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